All 82 game Reviews

Found Lost Found Lost

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

pretty good

I havent really been active on Newgrounds in months, I'm just posting to say the first tape was playing throughout the game.

The Suicide Bomber Game The Suicide Bomber Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars




Dickens' Last Adventure Dickens' Last Adventure

Rated 4 / 5 stars

not actually reviewing the movie

i've already told Justin what i think about this movie so instead im going to take this time to just point out the blatant stupidity in people like "mad_mon"..."don't call us retarded, that's for us the voter to decide about you the maker"...jesus christ, that right there sums up the reason why Newgrounds sucks so much lately (besides all the ads and lag-time) think because you're allowed to tell people what you think of their material that you have some kind of POWER!! jesus christ, you're a fucking kid sitting in front of a computer, passing judgement on the talent of someone you've never met...that isn't power, thats what you would call cowardice, or venting out aggression from the fact that you get your ass kicked and judged all the time in real life...honestly, GROW THE FUCK UP...this is a place for telling what you think of flash cartoons/games, not some little place for you to go crazy with your little pseudo fake internet power...i mean honestly, you dont even have internet power! you're a nobody on this site! at least im in the top 50 here, my votes are worth something, but you're NOBODY! and even I don't have real power, the only people who have power here are Tom and really, if you're going to do nothing but say "OMG IT SUCKS U FAG I BET U R FAG" (or the same thing written in a slightly more intelligent way), just think for a second and dont do it...CRITICIZE it, either positively or negatively, but always constructively...contribute something relevant or just shut your goddamned mouth (or i should say, cut off your fingers)

yes i realize im a hypocrite by not actually reviewing the movie either, but as i said, i reviewed it on his site and i felt this commentary needed to be made

Xiao Xiao No. 4 Xiao Xiao No. 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

who cares

i dont give a fuck about who uploaded...i dont give a fuck about copyrights...all i know is that movie kicked reviewing it on the movie, not the uploader...the movie's the same no matter who uploaded it, so just pretend that the real author uploaded it you whiny assholes

Mystery Walkthrough Mystery Walkthrough

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

no comment


Happy Land Happy Land

Rated 4 / 5 stars

and people think "what do flowers do?" is creepy

all that happiness was real creepy mang...anyways, this was a neat idea for a game, but it's kind of graphic intensive if you have a slow modem and processor...this game's supposed to last 60 seconds and it was probly over 10 minutes for me...its fun though

DBZ Dress-Up Bulma DBZ Dress-Up Bulma

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

so this is what its like

i always wondered if tom would ever upload things to the portal...this was a neat little game, it was kinda cool that he drew his own bulma instead of used pics from the web and shit (although i think a lot of people would've been happier seeing actual "professional" anime pics of her)...and i've seen better selections of outfits in other games, like dress-up claris or dead-baby dress-up...but all in all the graphics are good, the music is...i dunno...pleasing...and yea...keep up the good work and all

Rosy HOT Adventures 01 Rosy HOT Adventures 01

Rated 4 / 5 stars

that was funny

well the girl getting naked was alright, but i guess the fun part was watchin her freak out as u burn down her house just to get her naked

Simpsons Trivia Simpsons Trivia

Rated 4 / 5 stars

good job spiff

at first it was like nothin, but then it got may have been only 5 questions, but they got hard damnit...but u can just guess your way out

Wind Chimes Wind Chimes

Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was odd even for Nir Matarasso

odd, but probably the most artistic thing i've ever seen...but i still favor the strange What Do Flowers Do? piece...also, i like it says in my profile, go to and buy his band's CD, the music's even better than the stuff u here in this piece

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