ZeroBassX's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Demented Slayer]

pointless

shitty music, pointless game play...might have been better without the intro, which u probly found funny but it wasnt very...Slipknot sucks...Postal was better...and i didnt see the homophobia...usually im the most anti-homophobe around here, but i dont see it this time...waste of time at 630 K, why play this when u could play postal or something

bronson responds:

heh yea you may think id be pissed but im not. i can do way better than this now, i made this a while back when i first started. and no i didnt think it was funny.

[Run 'Em Down 2001]

fuck you guys, pop-punk bullshitters

run em down kicks sweet ass, you people can say nothing bad about it you fucking tonsils...people like Paladin "oh, blah blah, i almost get run over every day, wah wah, its not funny, spooge" fuck you, you're not worth the money your parents payed to have you delivered you fucking mistake

[Shopping Mall Nightmare!]

good job

reminded me of the old BSB assassin...i think the reason most people complained is for that reason though, because they just come up and you punch them instead of you walking around like in Postal or something...but fuck them, i enjoyed it

[Kill Santa!]

not bad

for those who couldnt figure out the grenades, click the guys hands, not santa...and click it when Santa is right in front of you and it will bounce around and he will come back in time to get hit by it...the ending weren't very good, cos santa just disappeared, coulda been deadlier, but the kids voice was funny as hell

[Online Burp Machine/Mixer]

pretty good

there's tons of fart machines out there, and they dont even use their own farts...about time someone makes a burp machine...i was just thinking the other day about how it would be cool if they made one of these

[would u date this woman?]

i coulda sworn i reviewed this a long time ago

but i guess i didnt...anyway, that was interestingly creepy...i dont think anyone would guess that the first time around...like that one guy said, it looked kinda like Christina Ricci ::spooge:: but with a weird face...Christina Ricci is hot...too bad my hero Nir Matarrasso didnt like this...The Unnecessary Revolution kicks ass

[Thanksgiving Shoot Em Up]

pretty cool

kinda hard...i like killing pilgrims...i wanna kill chris columbus

[StickWorld!]

pretty damn good

but the moment you put eminem in the soundtrack you garnered yourself a low score...or at least i call it low

[Stick Life]

pretty funny

this may have been funnier had it not followed street life exactly

[Fear the Principal]

interesting concept

would've appealed more to me if it was a kid beating teachers, and if that were the case, it would hafta be more violent, cos i hate teachers...but i liked how the music was so dramatic and suspenseful for such a non-serious situation...good good good all in all