Recent Movie Reviews

Banana Phone 2 Banana Phone 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

superior to the original in every way

You heard me.

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The Mattress Resprung 2/2 The Mattress Resprung 2/2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Laugh out loud funny.

I nearly teared up with all the hillarious moments in these 2 movies. The first one with the fat guy eating the desert was the best though.

FFMQ: Ben's Secret FFMQ: Ben's Secret

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was seriously great.

The oldschool Harvest Moon graphics when he was on the ranch and everything. Lmao, and when it suddenly cuts to the outside of the house where they're all making fun of him.

This should seriously get front page.

Recent Game Reviews

Found Lost Found Lost

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

pretty good

I havent really been active on Newgrounds in months, I'm just posting to say the first tape was playing throughout the game.

The Suicide Bomber Game The Suicide Bomber Game

Rated 4 / 5 stars




Dickens' Last Adventure Dickens' Last Adventure

Rated 4 / 5 stars

not actually reviewing the movie

i've already told Justin what i think about this movie so instead im going to take this time to just point out the blatant stupidity in people like "mad_mon"..."don't call us retarded, that's for us the voter to decide about you the maker"...jesus christ, that right there sums up the reason why Newgrounds sucks so much lately (besides all the ads and lag-time) think because you're allowed to tell people what you think of their material that you have some kind of POWER!! jesus christ, you're a fucking kid sitting in front of a computer, passing judgement on the talent of someone you've never met...that isn't power, thats what you would call cowardice, or venting out aggression from the fact that you get your ass kicked and judged all the time in real life...honestly, GROW THE FUCK UP...this is a place for telling what you think of flash cartoons/games, not some little place for you to go crazy with your little pseudo fake internet power...i mean honestly, you dont even have internet power! you're a nobody on this site! at least im in the top 50 here, my votes are worth something, but you're NOBODY! and even I don't have real power, the only people who have power here are Tom and really, if you're going to do nothing but say "OMG IT SUCKS U FAG I BET U R FAG" (or the same thing written in a slightly more intelligent way), just think for a second and dont do it...CRITICIZE it, either positively or negatively, but always constructively...contribute something relevant or just shut your goddamned mouth (or i should say, cut off your fingers)

yes i realize im a hypocrite by not actually reviewing the movie either, but as i said, i reviewed it on his site and i felt this commentary needed to be made