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[Stick Slayer Episode Five]

another thrilling adventure with the Stick Slayer

the Stick Slayer series has it all...action, great dramatic music, comedy (although the original concept was a bit funnier)...yeah its great...a series that manages to be cool without porn or anything like that...the Pentium 2 or higher thing is kinda of a drag (just like Jose ORtiz and Will Stamper's movies) but this is also a sign of high production values or something...uh, im just rambling...its a good thing

[Stick Slayer Episode Four]

improvement over 2 and 3

this one finally brought the series back to life...it wasnt as funny as the first one, but it was much more action packed...and the music it began with was funny...but the music in the final battle scene with his rainbow-headed stick clone was really loud...i mean i like loud music when we're talking death metal, grindcore stuff, but that was just loud stuff that annoyed my speakers...anyways, this did have its share of humor when he killed the author and all...a good piece all in all

[Stick Slayer Episode 3]

eh

im lookin at the author comments and wondering how anyone could hate the series that much...im also wondering why most people dont read author comments *cough Mario Twins cough*...but yeah, this episode was really short and didnt have much too it...the lines were kinda cheesy, it was pretty much funnier before he talked (the first one was great, the way he just ran around killing random stick men...laughed my ass off) and the loading times on all of them are a little high but im only complaining about that part cos of how slow my modem/computer is...but i dont know why im telling you all these complaints now since you already improved on them in Episode 4

[Stick Slayer: Episode Two]

eh

just like the last guy said, this one wasn't as funny as the others...and it was short...the series as a whole is good, but the beginning was better

[Stick Slayer: Episode One]

really good

so far this and the 4th (and the trailer) have been the best...im downloading the 5th right now so i'll tell you how it turns out...my favorite part was when the king was like "some sort of bizarre fully animated hero"

[The Stick Slayer: trailer]

wowee

this was the first time i've bothered to watch the Stick Slayer series...i hope the rest are this good

[I shot Davey with an....]

the unreleased SOC!!!

in this rare and unreleased episode of SOC that was produced by Fucksociety but not written or directed by Fucksociety owner David Teatro; rather this was written and directed by the guest writer for Fucksociety, the modest ingenius enigmatic E-Reverend...what E-Reverend has done here was make an ingenious little project showing the dangers of giant pink automatics being left around the house and he's also tried to stear the youth of america away from the use of drugs, by demonstrating that those who take drugs often end up beheaded...but since this was such a masterpiece, David T Teatro was a little reluctant to release it to the unworthy masses...but now, here it is released to the public for the first time in its unedited form to best attain the sheer, raw power that this piece contains

[Elmo's death!]

wow...

ive never seen anything suck so much...a picture of elmo with a red line over his mouth that turns black when he sings, is WAY out of sync with the song, then a really cheap gun shooting comes in...usually i like cheesy flashes, but this one was total crap...and to think a friend of mine made a flash using the same sound clip and its getting worse ratings vote wise...but better reviews (some of them)...at least she drew a good elmo and stuff...

[Elmo]

hahaha, its great!

its a bit short but what are ya gonna do? all the music's and sounds were funny, and the graphics were good (the house was drawn all kiddy on purpose, but the characters were drawn good)...all in all, i liked eet

[Poor Mikey!]

hut oh

Mikey doesn't know what he's gettin himself into ;)