ZeroBassX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The William Wallace Story]

its so true

ok, maybe it's not so historically accurate, but still, if Norm MacDonald insists OJ did it so much, then he musta did it...thats that...and Santa isn't real because you shouldn't celebrate x-mas because religion is a brainwash program...you should get free presents EVERY DAY, not one day because some jackass was born...oh yea, and the movie itself was funny...i didnt realize the ass would bleed that much...and really good graphics for a first time...i mean REALLY good...Apelife good!

P.S.: i'm tired of being a Posi reviewer, now i just wanna be known for tons of reviews...so soon im gonna start giving less than 10s...soon i'm even gonna make fun of people's shit!!!

[Super Mario World]

cool

well, i could give it a better one-liner, cos this was really good...i used to think that VGDC was crap, but they started to pick up, about the time just before castlevania...now, with all they're doing in the ways of like updates everyday and such, they're slowly moving past the big mama jama, Classic Nintendo, which hasn't been updated for a more than a month! (where ya been man)...and while i can't think of a good review for this, it deserves one, cos this is very fine Video Game Flash...at its finest even!

[Sanity]

very artistic

i liked that...probably woulda made more sense if i'da seen one flew over the cuckoo's nest...but it was cool, and really good graphics...the artistic value was probably lost on a simpleton like me, though...anyways, the main problem was it was too short for something so big

[A SouthPark Orange]

never realized how well they could be put together

hmm...never noticed just how much south park could be changed into clockwork orange...but the voices were harder to hear then the music, and either there's a bug in it or it just has no ending...but im glad i didnt review it back when it was just the beginning sequence

[the teletubbargggghhh]

short, sweet, to the point

and also very violent...my friend josh loved it

[Hitler]

that was odd

interesting...i guess there was an amount of humor behind it...but it sucked too much to get it...he shoulda made the death funny, not an assassination...and next time, leave out ICP

[Heaven Help Us All]

thank you

about time someone with morals enters Newgrounds...unfortunately, the message of HEAVEN help us all sorta didnt make sense to me...i know black people are some of the biggest christians in America, but they need to realize that christianity is mostly what's oppressed them through the centuries...that and the world governments..."the crucifix and the flag are both the fucking same"...the KKK is the most dangerous thing in existance, and our government has never made a single-step to end it, yet "cults" like David Koresh are gunned down by the ATF...why do u think it is that the government hasnt bothered to stop the KKK? And in World War 2, the government didnt give a shit about the Jews, they wouldnt even join the war till the japanese pissed them off, and before the war the Jews tried to come here to escape and we refused to let most of them in...abolishin g the racist government will stop the support of most racist groups

[John Rocker Pinata]

fuck that racist bastard

im glad someone killed that bitch...and i find it funny that the only bad review was from some guy in SC...hahaha, sad to say, but im from SC

[fight]

sweeet

that was pretty cool...but i gotta say he shoulda been fighting for the love of a sexy hermaphrodite, not his stupid family

[KillrJapaneseSeizureRobts]

what's everyone got against it?

so it was ripped off the simpsons, big deal...admittedly, it didnt nearly live up to the simpsons one...it didnt even have the same title...urg...i remember what it was a minute ago when i started this, but i forgot now...anyways, why does this guy say everything needs Flash5? my flash4 worked just fine